Concerning Pants

Boys, boys, boys. What is the issue with the pants?

They should not be falling off your bottom. Their purpose is to cover that, alongwith your legs. So get some that fit! And why, why do you put on a belt if you are going to let the pants hang way low? Tell me what the point is, please. Here's a general rule: if you have to walk like a penguin to prevent the public from viewing what's private, get some different pants!

Girls' pants are for girls. I don't understand where the confusion is coming from; perhaps your mommies didn't give you the talk, so I will. Boys and girls are made differently, so boys' and girls' pants are made differently (crazy, I know). Wear you own freakin' pants!

Ok, there's my ranting for awhile, it has been a long time coming.